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Cats Not Kids

from Moved Left No… by The Pivots

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Get out my face with that honor roll sticker
Put away your cell phone with those ugly baby pictures
I’m tired of hearing annoying stories about that tot
Your kids face is killing my dreams
I’d rather look at cat memes

Tuff luck 9 months
Mood swings sympathy weight
Damn bro No shows
No time for a date
Oh boy Hemorrhoids
Your babies look like squids
Party times Been Sidelined
That’s why I’m having cats not kids

You hold that brat so now there’s puke up on your clothes
I can’t talk all the hair balls on my floor
You gotta change those pampers you woke up thirteen times last night
Spaghetti Os on your new clothes damn that fit ain’t tight

Tuff luck 9 months
Mood swings sympathy weight
Damn bro No shows
No time for a date
Oh boy Hemorrhoids
Your babies look like squids
Party times Been Sidelined
That’s why I’m having cats not kids

Thats what you get for having so many
Rug rats
Mom Van
Dad Bod
Should’a just got a
Black Cat
Grey Cat
Siamese
Tuxedo lookin Cat
Pit Bull
Corgi
Husky
Or any other pet

That’s why I’m having cats not kids
That’s why I’m having cats not kids
That’s why I’m having cats not kids
That’s why I’m having cats not kids

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from Moved Left No…, released December 10, 2021

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